Auction Anyone?

Tonight I went to a bachelor auction--local firefighters. Not sure what was more entertaining to see, the bachelors or screaming women. It was almost as wild as those male dancer/reviews. The boys loved it, all the women going crazy, screaming "take it off". Some shoving dollar bills down their gear. The last guy even showed a little buttock. Earlier on, a friend commented on one guy's nipples and for the rest, I kept on comparing staring. Also, I've had recent fascination with belly buttons. Some men just have huge pits/holes in their bellies. I've seen some where you could put a golf ball. Ewe. Maybe I exaggerate. Most of the crowd was younger, but the women with the purchasing power were older. The term cougar was thrown about.